Bristol City 3-0 Doncaster Rovers; 250 word match report

Bristol City 3-0 Doncaster Rovers; 250 word match report

Before penning this I noted down the title ‘Upset in Somerset’, a play on words as much as a premonition, but still, I had a bad feeling about this one.

The teams entered to a trumpet tune akin to the fanfare Ryanair play when the plane to Alicante arrives on time. After ten minutes, the first action with a Rovers penalty shout of the ‘seen them given’ variety, but it wasn’t and City’s first goal followed shortly after. Rovers failed to clear and paid for it with a clumsy goalmouth scramble ended by an easy toe in.

The second goal was a farce – embarrassingly bad. Cedric Evina dribbled the ball along the goal line instead of hoofing it clear allowing Mark Little to slide in behind him and poke the ball home, again!

After half-time the cause looked more lost when Harry Forrester booted the ball at the net from halfway, long after the whistle had been blown; missing the goal by a wide margin and receiving a second yellow card for his troubles.

Rovers did have a goal ruled out midway through the half; Nathan Tyson finishing well after the whistle. He didn’t get a cautrion; perhaps it’s dependent on the quality of the finish?

City’s third was another lacklustre defensive mistake leading to another easy tap in.

The game was evenly matched, but lost through four silly mistakes. I had 3-0 City on a betting slip before the game only to talk myself out of it. Dickhead.

by Jack Peat

Why Non-League Day will always be more important than Deadline Day

Why Non-League Day will always be more important than Deadline Day

As I sat down to write this, a retweet appeared in my timeline. The picture within it showed a grin in a suit, pointing at a huge yellow screen, genuine smugness on his face as he gestures at a number. £800,550,000. An obscene amount of money. The national debt of Sierra Leone and the Central African Republic combined. And, ludicrously, the amount spent by Premier League football clubs in the latest transfer window. With three hours still to go. This isn’t football; it’s commodities trading. Continue reading “Why Non-League Day will always be more important than Deadline Day”

Doncaster Rovers 0-2 Oldham Athletic: 250 word match report

Doncaster Rovers 0-2 Oldham Athletic: 250 word match report

Dismal. Dire. Yep, Doncaster are at home. Whatever it is that’s enabled Rovers to become invincible on the road – winning four games from four – yet again fizzled and dissolved away when it came into contact with the kryptonite soaked pitch of the Keepmoat. Continue reading “Doncaster Rovers 0-2 Oldham Athletic: 250 word match report”

popular STAND fanzine issue 71

popular STAND fanzine issue 71

Great news, we have finally proven the theory that if you lock ten monkeys in a number of rooms for a month or so, eventually they will produce a football fanzine. It may be a week late, but at last it is here. Issue 71 of popular STAND fanzine will be on sale at Rovers match away at Colchester United at the weekend. the fanzine will be on sale outside the away turnstiles from about 1:45pm. And if you miss us on the gates, look out for the bright red popular STAND bag inside the ground. Continue reading “popular STAND fanzine issue 71”

Doncaster Rovers 1-1 Preston North End; 250 word match report

Doncaster Rovers 1-1 Preston North End; 250 word match report

After the debacle against Port Vale at the weekend, Paul Dickov got the reaction he was asking for as Rovers grabbed a well-earned point against Preston.

The big talking point was the early exit of Rob Jones (who it appears is destructible after all), replaced by Liam Wakefield after picking up what looked to be another neck injury in the first minute.

But the makeshift defence, which included a game at centre-half for Reece Wabara, held out well with Marc De Val running the show from midfield and James Coppinger showing glimpses of his brilliance throughout.

The first half passed by with Coppinger the only player to go close to a goal with a shot from the angle deflected wide and a couple of long range efforts flying over, but it remained goalless.

It was going to take something special to break the deadlock and that’s what Chris Humphrey did on the hour, against the run of play. The winger smashed a superb volley past Jed Steer from 25 yards into the top corner to give the visitors the lead after a corner wasn’t cleared.

Despite Rovers pushing forward it appeared to just be one of the nights when Coppinger, Kyle Bennett and Cedric Evina all saw chances go begging as time ticked away for Dickov’s side.

However, Nathan Tyson came off the bench to replace Furman and the striker poked the ball home after a goalmouth scramble two minutes into added time to send the Keepmoat faithful home happy.

by Chris Donald

Doncaster Rovers 1-3 Port Vale; 250 word match report

Doncaster Rovers 1-3 Port Vale; 250 word match report

After successive away wins Rovers wrapped themselves in a nice fluffy blanket, hit the snooze button and went to sleep. Sadly they were three down before realising the ringing in the background was the alarm going off and they needed to get up and go to work. Continue reading “Doncaster Rovers 1-3 Port Vale; 250 word match report”

York City 0-1 Doncaster Rovers; 250 word match report

York City 0-1 Doncaster Rovers; 250 word match report

So, if it didn’t already need confirming, Doncaster Rovers and Harry Forrester do actually “score when they want”.

In one of the least interesting games of football you’re ever likely to experience, Rovers scraped through to the second round of the League Cup in dramatic, if not fortuitous fashion. Continue reading “York City 0-1 Doncaster Rovers; 250 word match report”

Yeovil Town 0-3 Doncaster Rovers; 250 Word Match Report

Yeovil Town 0-3 Doncaster Rovers; 250 Word Match Report

It began in untypical opening day fashion with Rovers looking lively from the off. This attacking style was rewarded on eight minutes as Harry Forrester slotted Curtis Main through to coolly dink the ball over the onrushing keeper for 1-0. Continue reading “Yeovil Town 0-3 Doncaster Rovers; 250 Word Match Report”